Mammowipes save the day!

Just when I thought I had seen everything I've found I'm wrong again. I had a mammogram yesterday and when you are done being squished, mashed and compressed. They have lovely lavendar scented Mammowipes to save the day. Because you haven't been able to properly deodorize these great little packages help restore freshness. They are lovely and all, but nothing to compare to DEODORANT.

Well, the mammogram wasn't too bad because one of my best friends was with me. We laughed about everything. Especially the size of my boobs and the inadequacy of my size L gown. On the bright side, I found out that being well endowed is better than being small when you're having a mammo. The tech told me Asian women have it the worst. The boobs are virtually microscopic, so it's hard to put them on the lovely silver x-ray platter. She said that they actually scream. Wow! I never even contemplated screaming during any exam. Perhaps next time I'll give it a try.